The Dark Paw
I bite, i scratch, but never complain. Purfessional drive-biter.
Territory
the neighborhood
Known Associates
Tommy
Threat Level
Extreme to mice and birds
Favourite Nap Spot
A patch of faux grass
Nemesis
GPS cat
May 31, 2026
The headlines in the news today mention a big problem with little frens. I hereby offer my excellent anti rodent services to Australia if you can assist with travel and stay, i'll gladly roam around at night and get rid of them.For references,…
May 28, 2026
I was bored with waiting for my foodgiver to some out of a meeting. Finally he came downstairs to play with me. In the garden two flying frens were fighting, i helped them out, they not fighting anymore.I now play with a flying fren, while…
May 26, 2026
After a week of being fed pills and liquids i'm now back to being Schnaptastic. Tonight as a celebration i'm playing with my sidekick and our new friend. You cant see him here in the picture, my fren is kind of occupied with my teeth.We play, we…
May 24, 2026
What a night... what a night... left Schnapp-HQ late last night and got back way after foodgiver went to sleep. Managed to find a new way to wake him up by running around the bedroom, jumping over the bed, zooming some more, hiding behind the…
May 21, 2026
A few days of silence, my foodgiver gives me snacks at least three times a day, i sense its not just snacks, the morning snack is ok, a bit grindy, the midday snack makes me sleepy and feeling invincible and the night snack is a bit grindy…
May 18, 2026
This afternoon i woke up and my foodgiver started howling in a high-pitched voice, "What did you do poekie", followed by a lot of 'flappieflaps' and suddenly a monotone ominous voice.. I suspected he was up to something, but nothing happened. For…
May 18, 2026
Woke up my foodgiver, told him i wanted to go outside. He said no and opened the blinds of a window and told me to come watch. He went back to bed and i decided to walk out through the cat-portal anyway. Soon i discovered why he said no and had to…
May 15, 2026
While my foodgiver was eating a sandwich i brought home a new rodent friend. Somehow it got away from me and we have looked all over the place, yet empty pawed we remained.I am being vigilant, continue looking, sure the mouse will show up, or…