The Dark Paw

Schnappi

I bite, i scratch, but never complain. Purfessional drive-biter. ( Recorded kills 2026: Mice: 5 + unconfirmed: 1, Birds: 3 )

Operative Dossier

Territory

the neighborhood

Known Associates

Tommy

Threat Level

Extreme to mice and birds

Favourite Nap Spot

A patch of faux grass

Nemesis

GPS cat

Body Count 13 total

🐦

Birds

🐭

Rodents

🦟

Insects

💨

Rodents escaped

Adventures featuring Schnappi

Oct. 13, 2026

I am an artist

Yesterday i noticed my foodgiver was taking a nap, even though it was time for my foodbowl to be replenished. I kindly reminded him of his…

Oct. 12, 2026

This weekend has been poring with rain. I wanted to go outside but didnt want to get wet.This song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=786qV6PQj-c by The Pretty Reckless quite captures how i felt the past few days. I've been keeping awake…

Oct. 5, 2026

My first blep (caught on camera)

So today my first blep was caught on camera and foodgiver cant stop laughing about it. A few days ago when foodgiver was away i came home with a present. Yesterday foodgivers parents came over and got me a present, it wasnt even my birthday …

Sept. 28, 2026

[w40y29] For i is cat

Not much going on lately, just keeping the neighborhood clean of rodents. The weather change has affected us, making us more sleepy than…

Sept. 21, 2026

Keeping up my neighbors

Close to foodgivers bedtime i came home with 'Longtail', my new friend. Foodgiver kept the door closed, but i outsmarted him and brought my friend back inside through the cat-portal. We played hide and seek, repeatedly Longtail scurried of and…

Sept. 14, 2026

A lot has happened

A lot has happened lately, you could call it a ruckus. There was a huuuge huuuge spider in foodgivers bedroom. I ended up trying to sell wilderness cookies to the neighbors, at least, thats what i tell them instead of acknowledging i entered…

Sept. 7, 2026

420

Its 4:20 am, after a long night outside i walk the stairs, jump on foodgivers bed and bite that hand that is supposed to feed me. He tricks me, walks with me to the catfood, pets me, turns around and walks away. After a few bites i follow him and…

Aug. 27, 2026

Well...

Proudly i climbed over foodgivers new fence, carrying a new mousy friend. I presented mousy to foodgiver as he slowly closed the door and told me to take care of it outside. I put mousy down, not once, not twice, but thrice.. And mousy…

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