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Schnappi

The Dark Paw

Schnappi

I bite, i scratch, but never complain. Purfessional drive-biter. ( Recorded kills 2026: Mice: 5, Birds: 2 )

Operative Dossier

Territory

the neighborhood

Known Associates

Tommy

Threat Level

Extreme to mice and birds

Favourite Nap Spot

A patch of faux grass

Nemesis

GPS cat

Adventures featuring Schnappi

What is this thing

July 11, 2026

What is this thing

So this has been a week, the week started with a lot of noise and balloons flapping around in the wind, a lot of bipeds walking around. Turns out it was foodgivers birthday or something.They left, i had a taste of pie.The next day a lot of…

A cunning plan

July 1, 2026

A cunning plan

I had a cunning plan, told Tommy to sing in a high pitched voice while i attack foodgivers toes, all in an effort to wake him up. Of course we succeeded…

We are suffering

June 24, 2026

We are suffering

Its so hot outside again that we were hiding in the coolest spot we could find and it was still 29 degrees Celsius.Foodgiver has promised to get an airco, but only next year…

Oh, the betrayal...

June 23, 2026

Oh, the betrayal...

Oh, the betrayal, i tell you...Every night when i come home, i wake up my foodgiver, to show him i'm home. As soon as the sun is barely up in the east i wake up my foodgiver and ask for food. Whenever his alarm is about to go off i'm already…

Just as foodgiver wanted a snack

June 16, 2026

Just as foodgiver wanted a snack

Just as foodgiver wanted a snack.. i walk in with my own snack.. Somehow he's not making his snack so im treating him to some ASMR sounds…

Stealthmode aqcuired

June 15, 2026

Stealthmode aqcuired

Now you see me... meow you dont :)( Its been slow, the weather was bad, but soon we'll be outside terrorizing the neighborhood…

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