The Dark Paw

Schnappi

I bite, i scratch, but never complain. Purfessional drive-biter. ( Recorded kills 2026: Mice: 5 + unconfirmed: 1, Birds: 3 )

Operative Dossier

Territory

the neighborhood

Known Associates

Tommy

Threat Level

Extreme to mice and birds

Favourite Nap Spot

A patch of faux grass

Nemesis

GPS cat

Body Count 13 total

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Birds

🐭

Rodents

🦟

Insects

💨

Rodents escaped

Adventures featuring Schnappi

July 1, 2026

A cunning plan

I had a cunning plan, told Tommy to sing in a high pitched voice while i attack foodgivers toes, all in an effort to wake him up. Of course we succeeded…

June 24, 2026

We are suffering

Its so hot outside again that we were hiding in the coolest spot we could find and it was still 29 degrees Celsius.Foodgiver has promised to get an airco, but only next year…

June 23, 2026

Oh, the betrayal, i tell you...Every night when i come home, i wake up my foodgiver, to show him i'm home. As soon as the sun is barely up in the east i wake up my foodgiver and ask for food. Whenever his alarm is about to go off i'm already…